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Now, I know what you’re thinking: why would anyone ever speak so harshly to dear, dear baby goose?
The answer is that Ryan Gosling was one of the first names that came up when I googled “members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences”. And I have an ultimatum to deliver.
Ryan Gosling, if the egregious error of naming Avatar Best Picture at the Golden Globes is repeated at the Oscars, you will look like that picture up there. I will personally attend to that.
It’s not that Avatar wasn’t enjoyable, but I believe Roger Ebert said it best: “All hail ‘Avatar,’ yes, but the year’s best picture? Give me a f–king break.“
You know what’s at stake, Gosling. Don’t fuck this up.
Also, really, Sandra Bullock over Carey Mulligan, Gabourey Sidibe, Helen Mirren, and Emily Blunt? Okay, sure, Hollywood Foreign Press. Suuuure.
hair Avatar? what is that?
freudian slip. i switch “l” and “r” too often. i mean, that was learry sirry.